As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked.
\n\u201cOh, mother,\u201d she began, \u201cThe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time.<\/p>\n
But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language.
\nStuff I\u2019d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words.
\nYou\u2019ve got to come get me and take me home.Please, Mother!\u201d the new bride sobbed over the telephone.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut, honey,\u201d the mother countered, \u201cWhat four-letter words?\u201d
\n\u201cI can\u2019t tell you, mother, they\u2019re too awful! Come get me, please!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDarling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset\u2026.
\nTell mother what four-letter words he used.\u201dStill sobbing, the bride said, \u201cMother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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