One evening, two wives decided to go out for a much-needed girls\u2019 night. After a few too many drinks, they found themselves stumbling home, both urgently needing to use the restroom.<\/p>\n
With no public facilities in sight, they happened upon a cemetery. Faced with no tissue or paper, one wife resorted to using her panties, while the other, in a moment of spontaneity, grabbed a decorative wreath off a grave.<\/p>\n
The next morning, one husband called the other in a mix of disbelief and humor. \u201cNo more girls\u2019 nights out!\u201d he exclaimed.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy wife came home with no panties!\u201d The other husband, trying to make light of the situation, replied, \u201cYou think that\u2019s bad? Mine came back with a little card tucked in her crack that read, \u2018From all of us at the fire station, we\u2019ll never forget you!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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