\u201cI\u2019ll give two dollars to the child who can tell me who the most famous man in history was,\u201d the teacher said.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt was St. Patrick,\u201d an Irish boy said, raising his hand.<\/p>\n
\u201cSorry, Sean, that\u2019s not correct,\u201d the instructor said.<\/p>\n
A French boy then raised his hand and declared, \u201cIt was Napoleon.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m sorry, Pierre, that\u2019s not right either,\u201d the teacher said.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt was Jesus Christ,\u201d a Jewish boy finally said, raising his hand.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s exactly right, Maurice. Come up here and I\u2019ll give you two dollars,\u201d the instructor said.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know Maurice, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ,\u201d the teacher said as she handed Maurice his money.<\/p>\n
In response, Maurice said, \u201cYes. Although I knew deep down that it was Moses, business is business.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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