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An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald\u2019s\u2026 When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half and splits the burger in two.<\/p>\n

Some students see this and offer to buy some more food so that they can both eat a whole sandwich.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, no, that\u2019s fine,\u201d says the old man, \u201cWe share everything.\u201d<\/p>\n

So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries\u2013 but his wife is sitting there, not eating her share of the food. One of the students notices this, and asks why she isn\u2019t touching her food; was something wrong? \u201cOh no, it\u2019s fine,\u201d replied the old woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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