An elderly woman stepped into an elevator in a luxurious New York City building when a young, elegant woman joined her, surrounded by the scent of expensive perfume. With a confident smile, the younger woman announced, \u201cRalph Lauren Romance \u2014 $150 an ounce.\u201d Soon after, another stylish woman entered and proudly added, \u201cChanel No. 5 \u2014 $200 an ounce.\u201d<\/p>\n
When the elevator reached her floor, the elderly woman turned to them with a calm expression. Before stepping out, she let out a loud fart and said, \u201cBroccoli \u2014 49 cents a pound.\u201d The doors closed as the younger women stood speechless, reminded that confidence doesn\u2019t always come with a price tag.<\/p>\n
In another moment of unexpected wit, a sweet older lady called a hospital to ask about a patient named Norma Findlay in room 302. The operator kindly checked and returned with reassuring news: Norma\u2019s tests were normal, her blood pressure was stable, and she was scheduled to be discharged soon.<\/p>\n
Relieved, the woman thanked the operator warmly. When asked if she was Norma\u2019s daughter, she replied, \u201cNo, I\u2019m Norma Findlay in room 302. No one ever tells me anything.\u201d Sometimes, the smartest way to get answers is to ask the right question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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