A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the back overflowing with ducks. The officer sternly tells him, \u201cSir, you can\u2019t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!\u201d The old man nods politely and drives off.<\/p>\n
The next day, the officer spots the same truck \u2014 still packed with ducks \u2014 but this time every duck is wearing sunglasses. Frustrated, he pulls the man over again and says, \u201cI told you to take these ducks to the zoo!\u201d The old man grins and replies, \u201cI did! They loved it. Today they wanted to go to the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n
In another small-town encounter, a police officer stops a man for speeding down Main Street. \u201cBut officer, I can explain,\u201d the man begins. \u201cBe quiet!\u201d the officer snaps. \u201cYou can cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back!\u201d The man tries again, but the officer refuses to listen and locks him up.<\/p>\n
Hours later, the officer checks on him and says, \u201cYou\u2019re lucky \u2014 the chief is at his daughter\u2019s wedding. He\u2019ll be in a good mood.\u201d The man sighs and replies, \u201cDon\u2019t count on it\u2026 I\u2019m the groom.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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