{"id":42604,"date":"2026-09-01T22:03:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-01T22:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new50.info\/?p=42604"},"modified":"2026-09-01T22:03:00","modified_gmt":"2026-09-01T22:03:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-the-little-boy-and-the-confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new50.info\/?p=42604","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: The Little Boy and the Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"338\">Young Tommy went to church every Sunday with his grandmother. When it was time for his first confession, she explained what would happen, and although he felt nervous, he entered the booth and began telling the priest about his mista&#8230;<strong>Continue Reading<\/strong><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"596\">Tommy admitted that he had taken a pencil from school, used a bad word, lied to his mother, and even thrown his sister\u2019s Barbie out the window before claiming it had run away. The priest struggled to hide his laughter.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"836\">Then Tommy remembered another prank\u2014putting toothpaste on his grandfather\u2019s dentures while he was sleeping. The amused priest gave him a simple penance and told him to make an effort to behave better.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"1090\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Afterward, his grandmother asked how everything had gone. 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