Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.<\/p>\n
Husband: do I look like a gardener?<\/p>\n
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.<\/p>\n
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..<\/p>\n
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.<\/p>\n
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!<\/p>\n
Wife: no its not me.<\/p>\n
Husband: who then!<\/p>\n
Wife: our neighbor<\/p>\n
Husband: you paid him how much?<\/p>\n
Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex\u2026.<\/p>\n
Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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