A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
\nKeep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic
\nPaddy ordered a whiskey.<\/p>\n
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he\u2019d like a drink.<\/p>\n
He replied in disgust,
\n\u201cI\u2019d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!\u201d<\/p>\n
Paddy handed his drink back and said,
\n\u201cMe too, I didn\u2019t know we had a choice!\u201d<\/p>\n
One crisp morning in Dublin, Paddy O\u2019Reilly was at the airport, about to board his flight to New York. Now, Paddy wasn\u2019t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but he had a heart of gold and a knack for getting into strange situations.
\nAs he stood at the gate, a flight attendant approached him. \u201cSir, could I check your boarding pass, please?\u201d she asked with a warm smile.<\/p>\n
Paddy, slightly confused, patted his pockets. He couldn\u2019t find his boarding pass. He looked more frantic, pulling out a sandwich, a pair of sunglasses, and a rubber chicken he had gotten from a shop on the way. But no boarding pass.<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t panic, don\u2019t panic,\u201d Paddy muttered to himself, then suddenly grinned. \u201cAh, I\u2019ve got it!\u201d He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out\u2026 his lunch ticket. \u201cHere you go!\u201d he declared triumphantly, handing the flight attendant a ticket for a chicken wrap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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