{"id":6425,"date":"2025-01-05T04:40:13","date_gmt":"2025-01-05T04:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new50.info\/?p=6425"},"modified":"2025-01-05T04:40:13","modified_gmt":"2025-01-05T04:40:13","slug":"woman-hides-under-the-bed-to-check-on-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new50.info\/?p=6425","title":{"rendered":"Woman hides under the bed to check on her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"flex-1 overflow-hidden @container\/thread\">\n<div class=\"h-full\">\n<div class=\"react-scroll-to-bottom--css-sholw-79elbk h-full\">\n<div class=\"react-scroll-to-bottom--css-sholw-1n7m0yu\">\n<div class=\"flex flex-col text-sm md:pb-9\">\n<article class=\"w-full scroll-mb-[var(--thread-trailing-height,150px)] text-token-text-primary focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-[-4px]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-35\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\">\n<div class=\"m-auto text-base py-[18px] px-3 md:px-4 w-full md:px-5 lg:px-4 xl:px-5\">\n<div class=\"mx-auto flex flex-1 gap-4 text-base md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 md:max-w-3xl\">\n<div class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\">\n<div class=\"flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\">\n<div class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col flex-grow\">\n<div class=\"min-h-8 text-message flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 whitespace-normal break-words text-start [.text-message+&amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b9efa6d9-e25e-412e-8e99-f74749a16950\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o-mini\">\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\">\n<div class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert dark\">\n<p>A woman, frustrated by her husband&#8217;s lateness, left a note saying, &#8220;I\u2019ve had enough and have left you. 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