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I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.<\/p>\n

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n

1st woman: So, what happened?<\/p>\n

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman, there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.<\/p>\n

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.<\/p>\n

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.<\/p>\n

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<\/p>\n

1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer\u2026 we\u2019d both still be alive.<\/p>\n

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