In a world filled with constant headlines about wars, politics, and everything else that can weigh us down, sometimes we just need a good laugh to brighten our day.<\/p>\n
Laughter, after all, is a great reminder that no matter how tough things get, we can still find joy in the little moments.<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s a funny story to give you that much-needed smile \u2014 sometimes, it\u2019s the simplest things that can catch us off guard and remind us to enjoy life. Check this out:<\/p>\n
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.<\/p>\n
\u2018Hurry,\u2019 she said, \u2018stand in the corner.\u2019 She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. \u2018Don\u2019t move until I tell you,\u2019 she said. \u2018Pretend you\u2019re a statue.\u2019<\/p>\n
What\u2019s this?\u2019 the husband inquired as he entered the room. \u2018Oh, it\u2019s a statue,\u2019 she replied.<\/p>\n
\u2018The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.\u2019
\nNo more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.<\/p>\n
\u2018Here, have this\u2019 he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue. Then he said to the statue: \u2018I stood like that for two days at the Smiths house and nobody offered me anything!!\u2019<\/p>\n
If you enjoyed this story, you should definitely check out this one too, which I came across on another site a while ago.<\/p>\n
No Fury Like a Woman Pregnant
\n(A man comes to my register with a mint chocolate candy bar.)<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cAnything else?\u201d
\nAt this point I notice his panicked look. Coupled with the fact that he\u2019s buying the most unappetizing candy in the store, I jump to a conclusion.)<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cSir, these aren\u2019t for you, are they?\u201d<\/p>\n
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