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Need a laugh? Here are 11 quick jokes to brighten your day:<\/p>\n

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  1. Double Trouble<\/strong>: A man orders two shots daily for his brother, who lives far away. One day, he orders just one. \u201cI quit drinking,\u201d he says.<\/li>\n
  2. Penguin Problems<\/strong>: A truck driver gets stopped with 50 penguins. \u201cTake them to the zoo!\u201d says the cop. The next day, the penguins are in sunglasses, going to the beach.<\/li>\n
  3. The Duck Plasterer<\/strong>: A talking duck orders a beer and sandwich. When asked about his job, he says he\u2019s a plasterer, not a circus act.<\/li>\n
  4. Centipede Shoes<\/strong>: A man buys a talking centipede. After shouting for it, the centipede says, \u201cI heard you the first time. I\u2019m putting on my shoes!\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. Hell\u2019s Engineer<\/strong>: An engineer fixes things in Hell. When God demands his return, the devil laughs, saying, \u201cGood luck finding a lawyer down here.\u201d<\/li>\n
  6. The Big-Time Lawyer<\/strong>: A small-town lawyer pretends to handle million-dollar cases. His first client? A man installing his phone line.<\/li>\n
  7. The Amateur Farmer<\/strong>: A city man buys 100 chicks, then 200, then 500. \u201cYou must be doing well!\u201d says the shopkeeper. \u201cNot really,\u201d says the man. \u201cI think I\u2019m planting them too deep.\u201d<\/li>\n
  8. Bachelor Blues<\/strong>: A bachelor says he couldn\u2019t cook from his cookbook because every recipe starts with: \u201cGet a clean plate.\u201d<\/li>\n
  9. Shredder Confusion<\/strong>: A new worker asks where the copies come out after shredding a document.<\/li>\n
  10. Cliffhanger<\/strong>: A man borrows a horse with odd commands. He shouts \u201cAmen\u201d to stop just in time before falling off a cliff.<\/li>\n
  11. Complimentary Peanuts<\/strong>: At a bar, a man hears compliments like \u201cNice tie!\u201d The bartender says, \u201cIt\u2019s the peanuts. They\u2019re complimentary.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Share these jokes and spread the laughter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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