{"id":9146,"date":"2025-01-20T01:48:55","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T01:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new50.info\/?p=9146"},"modified":"2025-01-20T01:48:55","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T01:48:55","slug":"wife-receives-a-divorce-letter-from-husband-her-reply-is-brilliant-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new50.info\/?p=9146","title":{"rendered":"Wife receives a divorce letter from husband, her reply is brilliant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dear Wife,<\/strong><br \/>\nI\u2019m leaving you for good. After 7 years of marriage, I\u2019ve had enough. The last two weeks were unbearable, and finding out you quit your job was the final straw.<\/p>\n<p>You didn\u2019t notice my new haircut, the favorite meal I cooked, or the new silk boxers I wore last week. You ate quickly, went straight to bed, and avoided any affection. There\u2019s no love or intimacy anymore. I\u2019m done.<\/p>\n<p>Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia. 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