When Kelly met Eric on a blind date arranged by her best friend Mia, everything seemed perfect. He arrived with roses, a thoughtful engraved keychain, and charming conversation. The night was full of sweet gestures, from pulling out her chair to paying for dinner without hesitation. By the end of the evening, Kelly was genuinely impressed, thinking it was the best first date she’d ever had.

But the next morning, things took a bizarre turn. Kelly received a detailed “Date Night Invoice” from Eric, listing each romantic gesture as a transaction requiring repayment—like a hug for the flowers or a selfie in return for opening her car door. It ended with a warning that non-payment would result in “collections,” aka Eric tattling to his friend Chris.

Shocked, Kelly forwarded the invoice to Mia, who showed it to Chris—Eric’s longtime friend. Outraged and amused, Chris crafted his own savage invoice back to Eric, roasting him for the audacity. The mock invoice included charges like “letting you sit at the same table as her” and warned of “public humiliation” if unpaid.

Eric reacted with a string of bitter texts, insisting Kelly had missed out on a “great guy.” She responded with a single thumbs-up and blocked him. The only thing she kept from that night? The keychain—with a “K” on it—not as a keepsake of romance, but as a hilarious reminder of the weirdest date she’d ever survived.