Doctor visits are usually routine, but Redditors say they’ve had plenty of unforgettable moments—like the roommate who panicked over “blue hands” only to learn it was dyed by unwashed jeans, or the patient who went commando under the gown and endured an awkward silent pause from the doctor.

Some stories are laugh-out-loud mortifying: an athlete burped instead of coughing on command, and another patient chewed Tylenol mid-exam, much to the doctor’s horror. Childhood mishaps also made clinic legends—one user’s game piece popped out of their nose right before surgery, and another sported a scar from a dirt-bike crash that became a family joke.

Even doctors can surprise patients with off-the-cuff remarks, like the OB-GYN assuring there’s “plenty of room” for a big baby or a gynecologist asking, “Ever been to the Grand Canyon?” mid-pelvic exam. Patients recalling red stool were relieved it was Flaming Hot Cheetos, and one worried about tongue lumps only to be told, “You’re just noticing your taste buds!”

But not all tales end in laughter. One husband confessed infidelity in the exam room, shattering his wife’s world on the spot. These stories show that beyond charts and prescriptions, doctor visits are human—and sometimes hilariously, heartbreakingly unpredictable