Mia’s persistence finally wore her down. Against her better judgment, the narrator agreed to a blind date with Eric — her best friend’s boyfriend’s friend — who came highly recommended as charming, romantic, and polite. To her surprise, he was exactly that: punctual, thoughtful, bearing roses, and even gifting her a small engraved keychain. Dinner went smoothly, the conversation flowed, and for the first time in a while, she thought maybe genuine gentlemen weren’t extinct after all.
That illusion shattered the next morning when she opened an email from Eric — an invoice for their date. It included a breakdown of dinner costs, a “hug payment” for the flowers, another date to “repay” the keychain, and a disturbing line item for “emotional labor.” The note ended with a threat cloaked in politeness: “Failure to comply may result in Chris hearing about it.” Shocked, she forwarded the email to Mia, who was horrified and told her to block him immediately.
But Mia’s boyfriend, Chris, decided the creep deserved a little poetic justice. He drafted a fake invoice from “Karma & Co.”, charging Eric for “public embarrassment,” “emotional damage,” and “forcing a woman to dine with someone wildly out of her league.” The petty revenge went viral within their circle. Eric, however, didn’t find it funny — firing off texts accusing them of lacking humor and missing the “symbolism” of his gesture. The narrator replied with nothing more than a thumbs-up emoji and blocked him for good.
Looking back, she tells the story with a mix of disbelief and amusement. It’s her reminder that real generosity doesn’t come with receipts, and affection isn’t a transaction. In the end, she says, kindness freely given is priceless — and self-respect is never something you owe back.
