Folklore has long used pigs as reflections of human behavior, mixing humor with insight. In modern retellings, pig-centered jokes are refreshed with wordplay and satire, showing how old stories can still comment on contemporary habits, flaws, and contradictions.

In one story, the Three Little Pigs are reimagined as diners at a restaurant. Two order soda and cola, while the third obsessively demands water. Their choices exaggerate personality differences, turning a familiar fairy tale into a playful snapshot of indulgence and oddity.

The punchline twists a childhood rhyme into literal logic: the pig drinks endless water because he must “wee-wee-wee all the way home.” The humor works by reinterpreting something innocent into an unexpected physical necessity.

A second tale uses satire, following a farmer punished no matter how he feeds his pigs—too poor, too rich, too indulgent. His final solution, giving them money to choose for themselves, exposes the absurdity of conflicting rules. Together, the stories entertain while gently mocking the contradictions people face every day.