I accidentally scraped a car in the parking lot, and my boss came rushing out, yelling, “Who hit my car?!” Embarrassed, I admitted it and offered to cover the repairs.
Instead of calming down, he launched into a lecture about responsibility.
Then, my coworker walked by and said, “Boss, isn’t this the company car you scratched last week?”
My boss turned red, muttered something, and stormed back inside.