Little Johnny gets an F in math

I am sure that there are not many people who favored mathematics at school.

Well, dealing with numbers, fractions, percentages, and the rest of the math operations, isn’t quite easy.

Little Johnny seems not to be an exception. His multiplication skills, or lack of them, brought him in trouble.
Little Johnny comes home from school and tells his father, ”I got an F in math today.”
His father replies, ”What happened?”
Little Johnny says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”
The father replies, ”Well, that’s correct.”
Little Johnny says, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3.’”
The father shouts, ”What the fuck is the difference?”
Little Johnny says, ”That’s what I said!”

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