A teacher asked a student, “How many kidneys do we have?” The student, sitting at the back of the class, confidently answered, “Four!” The teacher, known for mocking students’ mistakes, laughed at the response.
The teacher then turned to a front-row student, saying, “Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.” The backbencher quickly responded, “And for me, a coffee!”
Furious, the teacher kicked the student out of the classroom. As the student was leaving, he explained, “You asked how many kidneys ‘we have.’ We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is plural, so it’s correct.”
The backbencher added, “Enjoy the grass,” leaving the teacher speechless.
