At a gala, a stern Sergeant Major caught the eye of a beautiful young model. She approached him, curious about his serious demeanor, and he simply stated he was “just serious by nature.”
Noticing his impressive awards, she commented on his experience, and despite her attempts to lighten the mood, he remained stoic.
She boldly asked when he last had a romantic encounter, to which he replied, “1955.”
Surprised, she offered to make his night better and led him to a private room. After an hour together, she complimented his performance, to which he replied, “Well, I sure hope not… It’s only 2130 now!”
