Funny: A man seventy years old has never been married.

When a 70-year-old single man met a 17-year-old girl one day, he fell in love right away. After getting married, they honeymooned in Florida.

A friend asked him how it went when they got back. “Oh,” the man said, “it was wonderful.”

“The ocean, the sun, and our near-daily sexual encounters—” Startled, his friend cut him off, saying, “At your age?

How were you able to virtually make love each night? “Well, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday,” the man said with a laugh.

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