A police officer on horseback stops a little girl riding her bike and asks, “Did Santa bring you that bike?” The girl smiles and says, “Yes, he did!” The officer responds, “Well, next time, tell him to include a reflector light,” and proceeds to fine her $5.
The little girl looks up at the officer and says, “That’s a nice horse you have there. Did Santa get you that?” The officer laughs and says, “He sure did!” The girl then replies, “Well, next year, you might want to tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top!”
