A woman, frustrated by her husband’s lateness, left a note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me,” then hid under the bed to watch his reaction.
When he came home, she heard him read the note, then make a call, saying, “She’s finally gone… I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie… can’t wait to see you.”
After hanging up, he left, and she heard his car drive off. Furious, she crawled out from under the bed and read what he had written on the note:
“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread, be back in five minutes.”
