Hubby: “I love that trick you do with your mouth.”
Wife: “What trick?”
Hubby: “The one where you shut up and go to sleep.”
Wife, eyes wide, leaned in: “Excuse me?”
Hubby, grinning, explained: “You talk about everything—your day, dinner plans—then, poof, you fall asleep mid-sentence.”
Wife, amused but skeptical: “So, my trick is falling asleep?”
Hubby: “Yep, it’s like magic. One minute you’re chatting, the next, silence. It’s like you’re a sleep wizard!”
Wife, rolling her eyes: “Well, your snoring is my magic to fall asleep instantly.”
Hubby laughed: “Okay, you’re the sleep sorceress. But no magic when I need help with chores!”
Wife smirked: “Selective hearing, dear. Now, poof, I’m asleep!”
Hubby sighed: “You’re good at dodging chores. Goodnight, sorceress.”
Wife: “Goodnight, Magician of the Snore.”
And silence fell, as his wife’s magic worked once again.
