Bob enjoyed his evenings a bit too much, and one night, after stumbling into bed, he woke up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed him that he had passed away in his sleep. Desperate to return to life, Bob was given the option to come back as a chicken. Reluctantly, he agreed and found himself on a farm.
In his new life as a hen, Bob was greeted by a smug rooster who explained that he was ovulating. Bob, confused, admitted he’d never laid an egg before. The rooster reassured him, saying it was simple—just relax and let nature take its course.
