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Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands. The first woman sighs and says, “Last night, my husband told me he was going to his office. But when I called, they said he wasn’t there!”

The second woman shakes her head and adds, “Oh, that’s nothing! My husband told me he was going out with his friends. But when I called, he was at home watching TV!”

The third woman, who has been quietly listening, smiles and says, “You think that’s bad? My husband promised me he was going to the gym. But when I called, he was at the bar with his friends!”

The three women laugh together, realizing how often their husbands have been caught in little white lies. They continue chatting, sharing more amusing stories about their husbands’ mysterious whereabouts.

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