Need a laugh? Here are 11 quick jokes to brighten your day:
- Double Trouble: A man orders two shots daily for his brother, who lives far away. One day, he orders just one. “I quit drinking,” he says.
- Penguin Problems: A truck driver gets stopped with 50 penguins. “Take them to the zoo!” says the cop. The next day, the penguins are in sunglasses, going to the beach.
- The Duck Plasterer: A talking duck orders a beer and sandwich. When asked about his job, he says he’s a plasterer, not a circus act.
- Centipede Shoes: A man buys a talking centipede. After shouting for it, the centipede says, “I heard you the first time. I’m putting on my shoes!”
- Hell’s Engineer: An engineer fixes things in Hell. When God demands his return, the devil laughs, saying, “Good luck finding a lawyer down here.”
- The Big-Time Lawyer: A small-town lawyer pretends to handle million-dollar cases. His first client? A man installing his phone line.
- The Amateur Farmer: A city man buys 100 chicks, then 200, then 500. “You must be doing well!” says the shopkeeper. “Not really,” says the man. “I think I’m planting them too deep.”
- Bachelor Blues: A bachelor says he couldn’t cook from his cookbook because every recipe starts with: “Get a clean plate.”
- Shredder Confusion: A new worker asks where the copies come out after shredding a document.
- Cliffhanger: A man borrows a horse with odd commands. He shouts “Amen” to stop just in time before falling off a cliff.
- Complimentary Peanuts: At a bar, a man hears compliments like “Nice tie!” The bartender says, “It’s the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”
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